FAQ

What Will I Learn In Herbie's Driving School?

Herbie's Driving School is not just a learning opportunity, it is an experience. We start with the basics, how to operate a motor vehicle (approximately 10 minutes of video-only instruction). Next comes the practical application phase of our program, with real-life demonstrations of the Herbaside technique. Don't worry if you don't pick it up right away, Herbie and his staff will assist you with the execution of his techniques until you feel confident.

What Payment Methods Are Accepted?

Cash, Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Discover, ACH, wire transfer, Crypto, Google/Apple/Amazon pay, Cashapp, Paypal, Venmo, Zelle, money order, cashier's checks, gift cards (Bevmo preferred), precious metals (gold and silver preferred), matured savings bonds, Mexican Pesos, casino comps, and sexual favors (if you're hot).

Where and When Are Lessons Held?

Due to Herbie's full-time "career" as a Government Accountant, classes take place on nights, weekends, and whenever Herbie feels like it. Most nights, class will begin around 11 PM at your local casino or somewhere along the US/Mexico border.

What Are Herbie's Professional Qualifications?

Playing Clarinet for years, "working" for the government, and getting in lots of accidents.

What Are The Free Gifts Included With Purchase?

The current list of free gifts includes a 1 night stay, plus $100 in chips and free breakfast at Buffalo Thunder Resort Casino, Herbie's Amazon best-seller "Love Knows No Borders", his limited-release EP featuring special guests Josh Groban, Nick Lachey, and LeAnn Rimes, one WineStraw wine bottle straw*, Herbie's personal collection of Bowflex workout videos, and a copy of his fan-favorite "Liquid Diet" recipe book.

*While supplies last.

Do You Give Refunds?

Hahaha. No.

What Happens If I'm Arrested?

We require all participants to sign a hold-harmless and liability release prior to beginning lessons. We are not responsible for your failure to adequately execute Herbie's arrest-evasion techniques.